Cartman said."Really? He said.Cartmans eyes lit up. Cartman said. While having his tonsils removed, Cartman is accidentally infected with HIV from a blood donor. He loves that jew. "Oh but, PLEASE, Kahl! #creek "Good deal..?" From this point on throughout the episode, Cartman dresses as Andrew Beckett, played by Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia. I do oneshots, maybe twoshots but not usually. Should I make a part two?! Kyle has yet to catch on, and honestly, Cartman has been going a little softer on him lately. What the hell.

Nobody knows who he likes romantically, though, yet nobody cares, Cartman wants to know.

I do x readers or of ships I like from the show! #random An update?Requests open still! #fun #superbestfriends #kyle Cartman is definitely closeted, and Kyle is asexual. #kenny You gay or something? #stanxkyle According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. You've always seemed really interested in Tweek and Craig." I love that stupid Jew." You can have the switch that, mind you, I'm giving you a good deal on, if you give me a kiss. Requests + Sorry for a WHACK update schedule. Cartman compromised. Kyle said.Cartman looked pissed. #mackey Cartman said again.Kyle was in a daze, too exciting to get a good deal to notice.Perfect. Kyle shut his locker, ignoring him to his best extent. #stan No." Don't be afraid to request.Word count: 518He'd  never admit it, but Cartman has a crush on Kyle.Yes, the boy he constantly rips on for being Jewish, having red hair and being from jersey.And, scratch that, he doesn't only like Kyle, he loves him.Kyle has yet to catch on, and honestly, Cartman has been going a little softer on him lately.Cartman is definitely closeted, and Kyle is asexual.Nobody knows who he likes romantically, though, yet nobody cares, Cartman wants to know.He loves that jew. Tongue too." "Ok, Kahl. Jew boy fell for it. The characters' desire for intimacy often causes them to act irrationally and therefore drives conflict. Practically pleaded.Kyle got out of his daze, finally."Cartman? #style I know how you've been wanting a Nintendo switch, and I can give you a good deal on it. In several other television shows, "love-hate" relationships between couples are common, generally characterized by characters who disagree frequently, but with an air of unresolved sexual tension that reinforces the dramatic tension of their conflicts. But then they came up with the idea that it might be allowed if the character were an animated nine (formerly eight) year-old boy living in the mountain town of South Park, Colorado. #tweektweak You're welcome to leave ANY request you might have, I try to do all of them but I get a lot and it is very hard to... #cartman He decided. Kyle said."NO! I just want to see how much of a fag you are. Thus, Cartman was born.Contrary to popular belief that Cartman's name is derived from Germ… #wendy. If you kissed me, I was gonna knock off an extra $30 on what you're paying me for the switch but I guess I'm not selling it to you at all." "I said, Jew boy, but If you're going to ignore me, I'm asking anyway, so, how would you like to come to mah house after skewl?"

"Wait right here, jew boy, I'm gonna go get the switch. If you come to mah house!" "Remember, Kahl. #southpark This is my South Park book! He said. "So, Jew boy," Cartman said to Kyle.Kyle shut his locker, ignoring him to his best extent. "Kyle nodded, and got his wallet out.Cartman came downstairs, with the switch, controller, and some games. I hate fags." Tongue. Shocked, he attempts to gain the support and pity of those around him but is unsuccessful because the AIDS awareness fad has been replaced by concern about cancer. #kyman "So, Jew boy," Cartman said to Kyle.

?Also, I've been thinking, I have like a month left of summer and I think I'm gonna update more, I've just been busy, also, during the school year I'm gonna have to figure out an uploading schedule. While Kyle and Cartman have disagreed frequently since the first season, they were generally depicted as friendly otherwise in early seasons, and it was often Ke… I'll figure it out. Cartman said.Kyle looked at him with a questioning look."No." "Fine, Kahl. #garrison "Did I just say that out loud?" #tweekxcraig Cartman said, crossing his arms.Kyle looked at him, eyes wide. I'm not gay. Kyle asked, biting his lip.He thought for a few seconds, but he nodded."Perfect. #tweek Hey guys! "Kyle rolled his eyes, and he kissed Cartman for a good few minutes, he tasted like KFC.Cartman was sticking his tongue in his mouth, until the kiss finally broke.Kyle handed him the money, and Cartman, surprisingly, gave him the switch.Kyle ran out of the house, and shut his door.But, when he left, he noticed he was blushing.Did he like Cartman..? #craigtucker "Fine."