Al Gore appeared and was depicted differently in, While playing General Lee, Cartman keeps the soldiers in line by keeping them drunk. We're not gonna let you live another day! I'll kick your ass, you (bleep) drum! And may I say that we're going to whup your ass this time.

With Cartman's victory at hand, Stan and Kyle decided to give up and accept being Cartman's slaves, but Grampa suddenly realizes that the drunken men still think that the entire campaign is a reenactment, so he gets Stan and Kyle dressed up as Jefferson Davis and Abraham Lincoln respectively, just in time to prevent President Clinton from signing the surrender. Horrified, Stan, Kyle, and Grampa Marsh travel to Chattanooga which is under attack by the Confederates. Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. NEXT CLIP. oh really ?i'm pretty sure i just did !

Where the hell is Cartman? It originally aired on November 24, 1999. That's where the Civil War really escalated.

Press J to jump to the feed. Dear Ms. McCormick. What else can we do? I like to roc... Wow, there's quite a crowd out there. I hate you guys so very, very much. You can't talk that way to a superior officer!

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where General Grant met General Lee for the first time. I don't have to be your slave. Sorry, son.

(Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny start playing the flutes and drum as they march. Regardless, all soon fall under the same perpetually drunken influence of the S'more Shnapps. Dear Mr. President. Back in South Park, Butters delivers a letter to Stan and Kyle from General Cartman Lee, boasting of his success. Come fight for us, and I'll make sure you get lots of plunder and womens.

With the men drunk again, the next target of the Confederates is Fort Sumter.

)Cartman: Yeah! What do we do, General? Bunker Hill; Fort McHenry; Gettysburg; See all Battles › For Educators; Curriculum; Teacher Institute; See all Resources › Major Conflicts. Why do. That's it, Cartman, you can't be the drummer! Uh a toast to how far you came and all that you saw. Yours, General Cartman Lee. empire, but, lee daniels, cookie lyon, taraji p henson # empire # but # lee daniels # cookie lyon # taraji p henson, television, south park, cartman # television # south park # cartman. Ready? That's right!

As soon as they sober up, they'll stop. Go!!! They're all still doing a reenactment. Abraham Lincoln. Because, I hate you guys. As Vice-Persident, I think we'd better give them what they want. You're not supposed to rock, you're supposed to keep the beat! Those blanks hurt! Awgh, I can't drink anymore of that stuff.

You must declare the Confederaceh its own nation so that we may enter into a new millennium of prosperitah. Yours, General Cartman Lee. This is about history! Your son did not die in vain.

Revolutionary War; The War of 1812; Civil War; Ex Wuh-we have to meet their demands.

Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. We asked the State of South Carlina for recruits. I am keepin' the beat; your flute-playing sucks! Go!!! Uh-uh, wuh-I ain't supposed to tell you that.

Welluh, that sounds great. Yes. It's just the Southern states; who really needs them? He'll help us. © 2020 TV Fanatic Hey, uh, I shot you, Ned. They think the South is a joke. Well, I guess uh Fort Sumter in South Carolina.

I'm afraid I was grading papers pretty late and-. Yeah! Yes, please. I'll go get my grandpa. We take the s'more schnapps, and by morning they're all gonna wanna go home. The Union Army had to-. It originally aired on November 24, 1999. What if Cartman really does succeed?

Angered by this, Stan and Kyle call Clinton a dick and head back to South Park with Grampa and Cartman. "The Red Badge of Gayness" is episode 45 of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. Do you like to rock?!

I-I don't have to sign this thing? The National Guard also arrives on scene and shoot a warning flare into the air. general cartman lee 28871 GIFs. God bless those men! Like: Embed: Gif: Story: Story: Make Meme: Share: Copy the URL for easy sharing .

Ogh. This war has taken something from all of us, and, although your son seems to be the only casualty so far, know that we all share your pain. Regardless, all soon fall under the same perpetually drunken influence of the S'more Shnapps.

Yeah. You've got to stop, Dad.

A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out. Letter from Gen. Robert E. Lee to Confederate President, Jefferson Davis concerning the retreat from Gettysburg. All right, I'm gonna sign the document declarin' the Confederacy winners of the Civil War. Oh no, not by a long shot! The National Guard also arrives on scene and shoot a warning flare into the air. she had the nicest boobs. Mrs. McCormick comes out to pick up the day's mail. The army soon wakes up with raging hangovers and quickly disbands, but Cartman calls the Jägerminz company, who deliver to the entire army a truckload of alcohol. If the South wins, Stan and Kyle are Cartman's slaves; but if the South loses, Cartman is Stan and Kyle's slave. The flare kills Kenny however, and another letter from Cartman is later sent to his mother. Mr. President! In addition, the special guest will be Stan's grandpa, Marvin Marsh, the oldest reenactor in South Park and "the only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War... reenactment of 1924."

Cartman, I'm the leader of the Reenactment Fife and Drum Squad, and I say you play the flute! Evidently under the impression that the reenactment is a competition of some sort, Cartman bets that the South will win the Civil War, and if it does, Stan and Kyle will be his slaves for a month, or vice versa.

Hello, Baltimore!Kyle: Cartman, what the hell are you doing? The men in gray are the Confederacy, from the South. Motivated, the Confederates proceed to ruin the reenactment once again by routing the Union soldiers, leaving several injured and dead.

This is a parody of, At the sight of the confederacy, Clinton's adviser remarks "It's like the. Our dads are there.

Sorry for the false start. Alrighty everyone. “You can't just "hit" a drum, you have to beat the shit out of it” ~ Cartman, "We have taken Topeka and i now must rally the men towards Missourah. When Cartman makes a bet with Stan and Kyle that the South does win the American Civil War, he is forced to try and change the re-enactment of the war.

Now, the first thing I want you to do for us is-. Well Cartman, the South lost! What we have to do is play into that. Screw you guys, home. 1, 2, 3, 4! !Cartman: I'm playing the drum! I don't believe we came all the way out here. Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 14 Online, South Park Season 3 Episode 14: "The Red Badge of Gayness". This is a reenactment, Kyle.

You have to fall down. "The Red Badge of Gayness" is the fourteenth episode of Season Three, and the 45th overall episode of South Park. Cartman is saved from the terms of the bet after, in a surprising display of historical knowledge, remembering the North still won the war, and that slavery was abolished becauase of it. This is a parody of Ruby Falls , a Chattanooga attraction that includes a playground called the Fun Forest . The Confederates would have whupped ass in Topeka, too!

1-2-3-4. And we really do have to be his slaves??

If the South wins, me and Stan have to be Cartman's slaves! Wait a minute!

As both sides prepare once again, Cartman rallies the now drunken Confederate reenactors to actually win the reenactment, in order to win his bet. Directed by Trey Parker.

Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. Hey, government! Uh, how much do you think a bus ticket back to Colorado is gonna run? Back in South Park, Butters delivers a letter to Stan and Kyle from General Cartman Lee, boasting of his success.

We're gonna take Topeka once and for all! He also takes the time to remind everyone that the primary sponsor of today's event is Jagerminz S'more-flavored Schnapps, "the schnapps with the delightful taste of s'mores." dressed up likegeneral lee, fat ass. As in most educational Civil War movies, every letter read is read in the voice of the writer (in this case, Cartman) and a small window appears on the screen with a portrait of the writer. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS. They don't respect our authoritah. Because I hate those guys. General Lee has completely whipped the enemy... General Lee! If he misses the orientation, they're not gonna let him in the reenactment.

On the 'morrow. Jefferson Davis • It's ours, it's ours! Dude! Alright alright. Do a shot out of my breasts. Wuh.

Freeze, buddy. President Clinton makes this clear by pointing out that the abolition of slavery was one of the significant outcomes of the Civil War, making slavery illegal and the bet nullified. What?? We're outnumbered. Uh, the only thing we have to do is get home before our wives leave us. - She liked mine the best. That ain't true! At the re-enactment of the Battle of Tamarack Hill which is directed by Grandpa Marsh, Cartman, now dressed as Confederate General Robert E. Lee, makes a bet with Stan and Kyle that the South will win the war. This is ironic as the real General Lee was a, This page was last edited on 25 February 2014, at 08:48. Blow the whole thing up. S'more Schnapps • Skip to main content.

We've taken Topeka!

At the beginning of the re-enactment, each side displays a different Confederate flag. Throughout 1861 the Confederate authorities tried to drive out the Union occupants of Fort Sumter peacefully. Hey, come on. )Kyle: You're not supposed to beat the drum, you hit it!Cartman: You don't hit a drum! The entire army breaks up happily and leaves upon surrender to Cartman's dismay. Allo, I am Suzette, the S'more Schnapps girl. Then I shall bid you good morning, gentlemen, and see you on the battlefield. Yeah, but it doesn't matter, because the bet was that the South doesn't win the, Yeah. MENU Toggle navigation. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. dude what the fuck is wrong with kenny?”. Welcome to the South Park reenactment of the Battle of Tamarack Hill. These are blanks, but they still hurt like hell! I know! Though they easily overrun and secure the fort, they are then faced with the National Guard. But Abraham Lincoln's administration would not surrender the fort to the Confederates, so Jefferson Davis decided to take action. They're just drunk, Cartman! John Fugasol, and I have to do what my general tells me!

We're raisin' all kinds of hell, see? General Burnside thought he'd crush Lee at Fredericksburg. okay, you allknow the rules.