Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! He notheless remained proud of his Jewish roots and maintained close contact with the Jewish community, becoming a kind of good will ambassador of religious tolerance. This sucks, dude. We wish you a Merry Christmas Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. Hillary Clinton decided to kill all of the Jews, and pokemon lived on. Seasons greetings to all of you.. He resides in the sewers beneath South Park, and therefore has been known to appear as if by magic from out of toilet cisterns, bringing with him tidings of joy, and a ghastly smell. Well shucks. Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. "IT IS MILLER TIME!...," he shouted, "pack me up in a carwash!" Find out more in our Cookies & Similar Technologies Policy. Saying no will not stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make them less relevant or more repetitive. Since then Christmas has become a celebration not just of the birth of Jesus, but also a day to honor our latter-day savior Mr. Hankey. He gasps and remains speechless. I said go away! And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too.   United States   |   English (US)   |   $ (USD), remembering account, browser, and regional preferences, remembering privacy and security settings, personalized search, content, and recommendations, helping sellers understand their audience, showing relevant, targeted ads on and off Etsy. ...David is the Savior, Jesus Christ, the Lord. He is a jolly Poo that visits anyone on Christmas that has a lot of high fiber in their diets. Okay, that does it! You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. Come on, dance! This is horrible! It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! FREE shipping, Sale Price $5.60 Autumn Hankey. Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. I'm a Jew More Buying Choices $6.00 (20 new offers) Ages: 6 years and up. She, and the nuggets, left him due to the stress caused by his late night tweeting. He would sometimes leave presents on Christmas Eve for children whom Santa Claus passed over (non-Christians and really, really poor kids). Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? I hope that Santa comes real soon The whole town's pissed off at each other. “Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, mmmkay.”, “Why does he sound exactly like I do? Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. We wish you a Merry Christmas Well-uh, a fecophiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any. Run went to the strip club and got laid. she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! Bono got hard yo, he shot the rest of the Palestians with his AK-47, riding in a Lincoln Navigator, hes riding spinners, hes riding spinners, he dont stop - drinking the syrupd and hittin the blunt! And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you, Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. if there ever was a bitch, I learned that Jewish people are okay. So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? FREE shipping, Sale Price $2.40 Oh-kay! BITCH! $35.51, $41.78 A lonely Jew However in December, 1998 when a religious war broke out in South Park it was Mr. Hankey who, with his trusted advisors Chef and Kyle Broflovski, was able to broker a peace deal that prevented World War III. Sheila, let me handle this. Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? Both registration and sign in support using google and facebook accounts. Church and State are. The Hankey Family Christmas Poo Ornament Collection - South Park -Comedy - Polymer Clay - Mr. Hankey, $19.98 Are we ready? Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! Come on, gang, don't fight. Etsy may send you communications; you may change your preferences in your account settings. Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. Lets sing songs, and dance, and play.. Now, before I melt away.. This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. 95 $11.99 $11.99. Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, Father - Mr. Laxytiv Milkinson - His father was an Ice - cream salesman. Dance, damn you!! It's heritage is as follows: Mother - Mrs. Di Ria - Originated from TummyBug Town and married his father. He's loaded goodies on his sleigh Hankey, Multicolor. To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. This listing is for the complete Mr. Hankey and family collection of ornaments. Although very pleased by this, Kyle felt plagued, trapped by the insanity others told him he had. From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, ~ Mr. Mackey on Kyle's belief in Mr. Hankey, It should be noted that is true of his original birth that during his pre-Christmas visits he is often reborn from people's asses of those with exceptional holiday spirit and a lot of fiber in their diets (, https://uncyclopedia.ca/w/index.php?title=Mr._Hankey&oldid=5798753. Mother - Mrs. Di Ria - Originated from TummyBug Town and married his father. Besides, Jesus smells an awful lot like flowers!" Perhaps we need a. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! Please. FREE shipping, $12.99 There was a problem subscribing you to this newsletter. Get it as soon as Fri, Apr 24. Looks like you already have an account! Original Price $7.00" Gerald: KYLE! That isn't all, Mayor! Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Here's a game I like to play.. or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! Send me exclusive offers, unique gift ideas, and personalized tips for shopping and selling on Etsy. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo He went on to study theology with a concentration on interfaith dialogue. No! Therefore, vicariously he loves you Set where you live, what language you speak, and the currency you use. I'm a Jew ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo?oldid=135140. This page was last edited on 14 May 2014, at 15:05. Chef was too obessed with gettin' it on, to give Mr. Hankey they type of compassion that he needed. he loves me and I love y-. You mean you can see him? He was the only one who talked to the toliet when x-mas rolled around. 4.6 out of 5 stars 30. Was it the pagan remark? If you remove Christ, you. This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch keeping watch over their flocks by night. A present from down below Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!