only fools and horses miami twice: oh to be in england

Del's on to a great money making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Dukie for a steal at £60 a week. Our fall TV preview concludes with a comprehensive guide to the new and... 2013 Fall TV Preview: Our Comprehensive Guide to the Season's New and Returning Shows. Despite being convinced he is the dictionary definition of debonair masculinity, the book is making him behave irrationally and rashly. When Del and Rodney tumble to what is happening they go on the run but are saved by Marlene and Boycie, who are on holiday in Miami.

What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in? After flogging one-legged turkeys from the back of a three-wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases.

Should be a doddle - all he's got to do is keep his head down. Wonder what she'll think of Nelson Mandela House... Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. Oh no, he's only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA - Positive Mental Attitude! Del, meanwhile, has decided to take his manhood into his own hands and get a vasectomy.

But something isn't right and he runs away from home. They also supply evidence of the Occhettis' drug-dealing. Del Boy gets religion when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone - with Mickey Pearce! According to Steve Clark's official book The Only Fools And Horses Story, the second episode is subtitled "Oh to Be in England". Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him. Del appears on the game show 'Goldrush' in a last ditch attempt to win their fortune back. He runs something by him but then immediately wishes he hadn't! Several unsuccessful attempts to kill Del follow, as does an argument between Rodney and Occhetti, whom Rodney believes to be his brother. It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line and sinker for the lovely Heather... Del Boy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local tenants' association to plot a move to ground-floor accommodation. D.I. A "slow burn", it eventually achieved consistently high ratings. Cassandra is expecting, and he wants more responsibility and a better job to provide for his family. But why does she only cry when it's raining, and where did that lead in Del's garage come from? But hang on - where did Del get the loan to start the venture? The only snag is he's got to pretend he's 14 years old all week.

Occhetti is to stand trial for several crimes. Who's this guy in front of him in the queue for the Virgin Atlantic Flight? Del's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney is bottling his emotions following the loss of his baby. What's worse, Del sold him a duff watch down the local market... Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! She objects to him spending all night at the 1.11 Club. So the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms for old 'friend' Eric to the tune of 600 quid is too good to miss. He's acting like he owns the plane! Coincidence? Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last resting place!

Cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal.... Del's swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick.

After 16 years of poverty the Trotters finally make it rich!

They run into their old friend Slater 'The Slag' but it isn't all plain sailing for him either. Occhetti is to stand trial for several crimes. When she can't go he suggests who could take her place as well. Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police. Could there be some connection with Del's purchase of a satellite dish? Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon... Streuth! Originally intended to to be about three bachelors of different generations, eventually Rodney marries Cassandra (Gwyneth Strong), while Raquel (Tessa Peake-Jones) moves in with Del Boy.

Del receives his medalIt’s Rodders’ birthday, and Del buys him a cheap gold bracelet inscribed ‘Rooney’. The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. Del Boy gets the chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mill's used car business. His face is done to a turn. Meanwhile, Rodney's on the pull, with a classy new bird called Cassandra. Finding themselves on a rare boys night out, they dress up as Batman and Robin for a fancy dress party held for a local publican.

Directed by Tony Dow.

The title of the two-part special is derived from the 1984 American tele

Del and Rodney notice all the villagers seem to have mariner's Rodney and Delbeards. The Trotters arrive in Miami, where they are spotted by Mafia Don Vincenzo Occhetti and his sons, the don just happening to be Del's exact double. Del Boy's on the up and into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy sorts.

Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Trouble is she's only 19, and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum... After Grandad's funeral, Delboy & Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them - bringing his nautical nightmares. With Raquel pregnant, Del 'Yuppy' Trotter's plan to achieve millionaire status must move up a gear.

Maybe one of Del's new ponytail wigs could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes... Rodney receives his ""Maxwell Money"" from the printing firm's pension fund. Copyright owned by the production company that produced this programme.

In an attempt to make Cassandra jealous Rodney arranges a date with Tanya from the Peckham Exhaust Centre. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Cassie becomes Rodney's police woman, and Rodney doesn't quite look right as Gladiator. Rodney is concerned about this. But revenge should certainly be sweet when Rodders volunteers Del for a spot of hanggliding. Del Boy and Rodney haven't been in Miami a day yet and they've had their camera stolen and then all their luggage and money as well. Del Boy's latest scheme is to bottle tap water and sell it as 'Peckham Spring' water. Then Dukie falls victim to Salmonella poisoning... Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't. Del Boy and family have only two weeks to find the cash to pay the Inland Revenue, or they will be evicted from their home in Nelson Mandela House.