I didn't come here to talk about The Passion, Cartman!
Let's fighting love! You have to take me to the hospital! And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bunroku. Uuuh, it isn't cheap. Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these!
All right. Roger You don't get to have. So long, children! Chef South Park . Yes. His weapon of choice is the powerful Nunchucks of Kuramoto. No, Butters. Now, stop being such an asshole! They'll never know what we bought.
Oh, uh, so... hey, Timmy... uh hu-how about we go out for a s-s-soda later? We don't have a choice, Kyle. These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. Wait a minute.
I'd ex. Oh yeah?! And so, we will now give out the Spirit Award, to the handicapped person who came in very last. Yeah, Dad. 04/30/2003. You guys' brains just can't compute complex plans like mine can! • Ninja Master Kenny – Equally deadly, although pretty much always muffled. You see, guys? The residence of the one called... Craig. It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. Mayor McDaniels Jimmy Valmer • It's secret ninja stuff. And whatever's troublin' you, I wanna try and, and help you with it. Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses it on the ground before Kyle and cackles softly] Kyle: ... [End of Good Times With Weapons. Butters! Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. We don't have time for that, dude!
Oh, Jimmy Valmer! Full Ep. Uh I grow weary of your foolishness. I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. Butters! If you can. All right. Nurse Wowee! How am I supposed to explain that to her?! Hyeah. Best we call the animal shelter. We don't have time for that, dude! I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. Our queue is available only to registered users. That was awesome! Now you are a chicken! His cloak is made of a titanium alloy that shields him from heat. Um, the thing is, you really have kind a warped view on morality because you're Jewish. Jimmy, I thought we were meeting at the doughnut shop. If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code! >> See the boys show off their ninja alter-egos here.
He also can use his “Web of Holding” to capture enemies.
It aired on March 17, 2004. And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis... it was an outrage! I dressed up like a handicapped person and lost the Special Olympics on purpose, so that Jimmy could learn his lesson about steroids. Oh... N- no, sweetie. Don't worry, Kyle.
Craig's not gonna tell on us. Yeah, that it, Cartman! Hey, you guys, you know what we should do? His powerful weapon is the Sai. I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. Hey, what are you children doin' with those weapons? I think I really got a shot at the gold in the swimming competition. Coach says I'm the fastest he's ever seen.
It's all right, Kyle. Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. ...Yo-you have a problem? Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! Keep it up! You can't keep making up new powers! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. 21:59. Daaaaa! And now I will use my power to... Hahahahahaaa ha!
Stop dude! Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Down's Syndrome?
I actually have another power. Now we just gotta sneak him into town. From now on you only get to have. I object to it morally, and I find it grossly offensive. Hold on you guys. Because I, maybe I don't have what it takes to win with-without them! "Good Times with Weapons" is episode 112 of South Park. Ooo, Butters, are you going out to play again? Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. AWESOM-O. Here to present the award are baseball legends Mark McGuire, Jason Giambi, and Barry Bonds. You know this to be true. Go ahead and try. Butters Now we just gotta sneak him into town. Yup. Nancy • Come on, guys. I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.
He's just wandering around aimlessly. Duuuuurrrr. South Park. It's all right, Kyle. You see, gentlemen? Well, Timmy, as your counselor, I want you to know that you can tell me anything, m'kay? But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding! 03/17/2004. Kenji. I have the power to have all the powers I want. >> Watch the full “Good Times With Weapons” episode here! My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie. No asshole! Well, you children should be careful with those. Because you're taking all the fairness out of the game. The Special Olympics Championship and my one thousand dollars is just four days away. You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened.
Wait a minute. Don't worry, Kyle.
22:00. Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? We don't have a choice, Kyle. Come on, little fella. I thought you always said I was special.
Auction barker Well guys, I guess now you see what I was up to all along.
Because my cloak is made of a ...titanium alloy that shields me from heat! Uuuh, Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? I remember when Chef crosses the kids he says something about being careful with the weapons, because he they could "put somebody's eye out." He's just wandering around aimlessly. The residence of the one called... Craig.
Um, okay. I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. Nuh uh! Comedy Central. I'm afraid I wouldn't know how. His powerful weapon is the Sai. They're Olympic games for handicapped people. Huh nice attempt, ninja! I remember when Chef crosses the kids he says something about being careful with the weapons, because he they could "put somebody's eye out." Wait, wait, wait what about the veterinarian? And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis! You wouldn't make a very good ninja. Let's go protect the world! Lame! Let's fighting love! ...How should I know? S7 • E8. One of the knives on display looks like a "Klingon" knife (called "D'k tahg") from Star Trek. A "Bat'leth" (Klingon Sword) is also for sale. They're about to start the big auction. These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. For winning the Spirit Award, Eric will receive this gift certificate to Shakey's for fifty dollars!
Um, moooommm? Yes. The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town. Cartman, I really, really have a problem with what you're doing. Now! Aw man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis! You can't keep making up new powers! All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle. We can't tell you where we got 'em! Episode 801 - Good Times With Weapons Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Butters Craig Clyde Token Jimmy Roger Chef Linda Stotch Mr. Garrison Auction barker Randy Marsh Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Mayor McDaniels Skeeter Announcer, singer Townspeople Dr. Timmy Burch • At first we needed our parents' permission, but then we told him our parents were dead.
I guess I didn't realize I was a waste of time. Stills of … I have the power to have all the powers I want. Mr. Garrison Oh, a- a- all right, sweetie, I- I'll take you tomorrow. I'm not special? Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! Aw dude, crap. I'm just trying to k-keep up. Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long.
We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. Loading... Full Episodes; Shop; Wiki; Blog; Avatar; Games ; Forum; Schedule; More Stranger Sign in, buddy. Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?! You pretty much nailed Cartman’s name, but here’s the full anime rundown, as it appears in the script for “Good Times With Weapons“: • Bulrog (Cartman) – A tough, brut Ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world from Hippies. Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. I've gotta keep vice off my back and secure shipments from overseas. I actually have another power. Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. Veterinarian But we all know that the Special Olympics isn't just about winning. Dr. I was wondering if this would be a reference to the repeated line in Christmas Story, "you'll shoot your eye out, kid," or if that's a stretch, and I'm just imagining it. Gerald and Sheila Broflovski You could put somebody's eye out. And now I will use my power to... Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa, ha!