south park pee script

Although O'Neal said previous South Park episodes like "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" were effective, "Pee" and its references to minority park attendees and the Italian waterpark owner "came off less like ironic racism and more as good, old-fashioned, butter-your-cornbread-with-it racism". Sir, please, my son is in there! What is life worth living for? You're living in a minority-speaking country now! You just need to drink about-a three cups of pee. That's what Steve Irwin said about those stingrays. I really thought I was the only non-minority on Earth! He is holding a red baby shoe, just as Nando Parrado at the end of the movie. Out of my water park I'm grossed out by pee! Ah, gentlemen, I am da Pi-Pi. A new classroom. Maybe you boys-a can help-a Pi-Pi. I need to get my stomach pumped! God I’m asking please, get all of these minorities Yes, help me I'm just a little boy! Relax! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Dad, I'm working on my game plan right now. It was just a little pee, Kyle. Cortez called it a "wonderfully twisted spoof" of disaster films and called the script "pretty biting stuff ... without being wholly offensive". South Park Elementary, day. Ugh. Kyle angrily complains that bananas are (in his opinion) "more disgusting" than pee. This is more math than I've ever seen you do. That is-a the problem. One hundred and forty three! How disappointing. I mean, it's not like everyone else gets to live and only. You owe the county for tickets. Say it right! Come on Kyle, let's check out the fireboats. That's a fifty percent rise in one, year! I don’t recognize it anymore. Park County Pee-Wee Hockey Team • I want that entire water park contained and quarantined until I get some answers. That's 2012! I've looked your case over and I think maybe we can cut a little deal here. All right, all right, shut up! The episode marked the third time during the thirteenth season that Kenny was killed, a running gag throughout the series. [1] Parker and Matt Stone had the idea of a waterpark-themed episode for a long time and reminisced about Water World in Denver, Colorado during the episode's production. Oh waaa waaa waaa! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Outside, an antidote that keeps the monkeys calm during yet another urination test is discovered: bananas. A fifty percent rise each year means that in three years the world will be only... minorities. I hear they have a new inner tube slide. Yeah, if anything you should wash your hands. The other boys find Pi Pi, who informs them the park can be drained of the inundation if someone can swim through the pee to reach an emergency release valve. Pepsi Center • I'm okay. I'm finally gonna be able to pay off all the money I owe. Stan reassures that it's only a little pee. Nelson believes in you. Will you talk to him, coach? Hold on, ih it is a promising lead, but this antidote hasn't yet been tested on a human. How am I supposed to do it, coach? Pi-Pi, you know that acceptable pee levels in. The episode was conceived a mere week before its initial broadcast, and the animation was almost completely unfinished two days before airing. What do I have to learn?! [9], "Pee", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's thirteenth season, was released on a three-disc DVD set and two-disc Blu-ray set in the United States on March 16, 2010. Sir, I just got off the phone with my colleagues at the university! I told you people to keep civilians back! The water park, the water park! Synopsis. You guys have to do something to stop this! The whole water park has been quarantined! The episode parodies many common elements of such disaster films, including scientists struggling to figure out the source of the problem. After escaping the pee-filled water park, Cartman reunites with his friends, and is glad that he isn't the last of the species and he declares that he will live up to the fullest. Oh b-hoy, the waves are startin' up again! Pi Pi dismisses the warning. At my water park. It's the pee! Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. In the movies, they always go out and find a kid who's really good to join the team. No! You've got just over five hundred people out there; that's three hundred and thirty two people about to pee in your water! Now if you run into any da problems you just tug-a three times on the cable and the Pi-Pi will-a pull you back-a to the surface. Red Wings! The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. I can't understand what you're saying. Dude, why the hell aren't people coming to help us? I wouldn't even be able to keep it down. Why? It's not that big a deal! Nelson has leukemia. To prove his theory, the scientist urinates onto a test monkey, which clearly becomes annoyed and enraged. Hey, hold on a second. Come on! As the camera follows a new teacher around, the following kids are seen working with clay. Well it's probably bu-better if you don't think about it, Kyle. There’s no place for me to sit anymore, 21:58. I would do it but-a Pi-Pi is-a no good at-a swimming. You guys wanna see how long I can hold my breath under water? Dude, I can come back later. One featured Butters standing next to a puddle of urine saying, "1 in 3 People Admit They Pee in Pools". Sir, it's possible with a crane we could help any survivors out. Did you just pee in the pool? How do I look a five year old child in the eye and tell him he's not gonna live? We're going to the water park, Uh, all right, guys, over here? Pi-Pi • Red Wings! And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying). He also reminisces about the park before the ride instructions were also read in Spanish. I can't... sit there in that same crowd and watch you destroy yourself again. Cast Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Mr. Jarvis, Tow Truck Driver, Judge, Park County Pee Wee Players, Adams County Pee Wee Players, Gavin Throttle, Adams County Coach, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Denver Goalie, Announcers, Jack Brown and Mrs. Brown, Nelson Brown, Dr. But you're his coach! My name is Stan and I'm your new coach. But when a little girl relieves herself in a wave pool, the park is overcome and destroyed by tsunamis of yellow urine and volcanic eruptions. Somebody will have to dive-a down into the pee, then stay there to turn the release-a wheel. According to your background check, when you were in kindergarten, you played on the Park County Pee Wee Hockey Team. What?! An airing on August 4, 2017 featured a muffled version of the song. When you shoot the puck to another player. Come on, you have to drink aaall-a the peeeee. This was inevitable. Can you believe it, Stan? Dude, I just found out that everybody pees in pools. [9] "Pee" included a particularly large number of references to 2012, a science fiction film about the end of the world as predicted by the Mayan calendar, which was released only days before "Pee" was originally broadcast. Well, you've got nobody to play, there's nothing we can do. Gehntlemen, please-a. All those in favor of putting white people in camps? It's already spread to his bone marrow. They tried to warn-a the Pi-Pi, but-a the Pi-Pi not-a belieeve them. But everyone does it. [5] The day after "Pee" was originally broadcast, three different kinds of T-shirts and hooded sweatshirts based on the episode were made available on South Park Studios, the official website of South Park. The water in your park is now 98% pee. Aw, come on, look how big this pool is. I can'tuh close down now, it'she my biggest-a weekend. Red Wings! There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go oooooon. It's all pee, and nobody can go in or out! 11/18/2009. Why didn't Pi-Pi leesten? It's just for one game. He seems to have put all his hope into you winning that game. Maybe he doesn't remember. Is this a bad time for you? But only you can hold-a the breath a long time, just swim down and-a release the valve! He doesn't mean to take it out on you, coach. (Black people), I think I even saw a Native American (gross). I can see it now. You said you could hold your breath the longest, Kyle. Pi-Pi, we have some dire news concerning your water park. The water tester doles out bananas to the kids. I don't think so, Coach. It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period. Sure you will, you drank only pee for nine months when you lived-a in your mother's belly. Well then they're not minorities, are they? You swim-a down deep in the pee, you get-a the pressure, the bendza. Yeah, it's a pretty bad time for me, coach. Whoa whoa, hold on. There are actually more minorities here than us! Your attention, please: for this third and final period, the Detroit Red Wings will be playing... the Park County Pee Wee Hockey Team. The boys' fun-filled day is about to turn deadly. You'd better have a really good game plan. That's fucking disgusting! That doesn't make me feel better! I feel pretty good, except for the cancer. Pi Pi's Splashtown • Dumbass, if there's sixty percent of them to forty percent of us, then who's the minority?! Sharon, the water park had a pee meltdown! He was only 4. Okay, great. There are Mexicans all around me. That's our biggest game ever. You guys! The destroyed park is quarantined, and the scientist advises against a mission to rescue those trapped inside, fearing their exposure to "pee contamination" has turned them into dangerous, hate-filled mutants. Medicinal Fried Chicken. "Pee" served as a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the movie 2012 which was released five days before "Pee" was broadcast. The Mayans predicted this! He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park along with his creative partner Trey Parker, as well as co-writing the 2011 multi-Tony Award winning musical The Book of Mormon. Well my job is to tow this bike. Anyone inside there is contaminated. The destruction of rides and park amenities by the tsunami of urine is a reference to the destruction of historical monuments in 2012,[2][9] and other such disaster films by Roland Emmerich, the director of, White House Down, 2012, Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow. Randy, Randy, calm down. Everyone is having a-theh fun. Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County. Since the episode takes place in a waterpark, all animation had to be drawn from scratch. Me and all my best friends, except for Kyle who I don't like! Back inside the park, Kyle reluctantly drinks a jarful of pee in preparation for his plunge into the flood. We have reason to believe that when people are exposed to that much pee, they... change. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. One person peeing in it isn't gonna hurt anything. Well dude, what are you gonna do? All right? Cartman is distraught to discover that most of the park's attendants are people of different races, while Kyle is incredibly repulsed to learn so many people freely urinate in the pools. One summer day, Cartman, and his friends, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Jimmy arrive at Pi Pi's Splashtown, the local waterpark. Meanwhile, Cartman clings to debris to stay afloat, while the other boys have reached higher ground. He imagines a world in which he must speak in minority slang, is paid lower wages, and eventually forced to live in a concentration camp. During one of the final scenes, an alien holding a banana is visible among the crowd in the background. They look pretty strong, coach. You two guys play defense, and you play goalie. They've also been testing antidotes on monkeys! 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