south park royal pudding script

Santa Claus raubt den Bewohnern von South Park die Freude. Toothpaste Yates No. During the ceremony, the princess is suddenly enclosed in a giant cube and spirited away. M'kay. x + y = y, x = 0. I should have always brushed and flossed and avoided sweets! Ike receives a knighthood from the Canadian princess, an honor that fails to impress any of the boys (with the exception of Kyle), and the royal wedding begins again. Looks like we had some bad intel. There. They can lead us to the best, but we will have to destroy it. Don't worry, I will be better! Canadian PM All bureaus are confirming it. Canadians He is your friend too. The tornado was said to be the deadliest in fifty six years. Cartman It's... Tooth Decay! Think they run the world. The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding. We are two weeks into tent rehearsals! Leader Club gave the episode a C-, citing its "bric-a-brac construction", and called it "one of the strangest half-hours in the show's history". Whereas salagadoola mechicka boola = x and bibbidi-bobbidi-boo is y, put 'em together and whattaya got? People all over Canada commit mass suicide of despair for the princess' abduction and a candlelight vigil is held where Rush performs a version of Candle in the Wind. Well what are we doing, following this ice beaner?! Don't worry. The evil atonkatok! South Park. If you have been ordered to open your Box of Faith, then one or more of the Royal Family must be in peril. It is a glorious spring morning and literally thousands have gathered for the royal wedding. Hukay?! In your Box of Faith you will find all the items you need: a location beacon, a first-aid kit, and a sandwich. You fart-loving tricksters! Loudmouthed self-centered assholes! Alle Rechte vorbehalten. The audience is supposed to feel scared of tooth decay, Kyle! It's our hope that you all learn something today. And the medal of course made of white chocolate, as is tradition. "Royal Pudding" premiered in the United States on Comedy Central on May 11, 2011. They're friends in your mouth. You tell me! Now, now, Tooth Decay, your character is supposed to be mean and nasty. In other news, it's been twenty-four hours now and the Princess of Canada is still missing. Sweets [4], The A.V. Is this some kind of joke? Or else you just opened your Box of Faith and are watching this without being told to, in which case you are a dick. That was the worst rehearsal we have ever had! Maybe you all don't know serious tooth decay is, maybe you all just don't give a fuck. You all kept calling me a dick, and so then that turned me into a dick! He's mean and he hurts, and his name's Tooth Decay. Der jährliche Strong-Woman-Wettkampf bringt alle an ihre Grenzen. These kids just aren't listenin' to me! The three of them travel to the Arctic tundra of the Yukon Territory to get information from the Inuit, who admit that their people do have a grudge against the Canadians for taking their land, but tribe leader reveals that the princess' abduction was foretold, and that the true kidnapper is one who attacks people of all nationalities. I'm tellin you you're making a mistake, kid! And so I want you to know, Kyle, once and for all, why this whole "dental hygiene" thing is so important to me. And dental floss also is here to help you. If you have indeed been instructed to open the box, then this is a call to arms! Royal Pudding. With candy and treats I will take-. Your teeth are your friends. Up in the Yukon. Fart-loving eskimos! As you know, the very heart of Canada is the Royal Family. You have always been... a dick! Just look at them! What is wrong with you people?! The song is badly written. I'll take care of all of you! Cartman ist sich sicher, dass die neue pflanzliche Kost in der Schulcafeteria bei ihm einen Herzinfarkt ausgelöst hat. Welcome, O Welcome to our little play. The kindergarten play rehearsals were based on the rehearsals for The Book of Mormon. Randy feiert den Erfolg von Tedridy Farms, und Cartman will keine Spritze kriegen. [1] The dark lord that takes from ALL nationalities! I mean, come on guys, that's pretty cool, right? Suicidal Canadians Wokay, in fifteen fucking minutes you all are not gonna care about this anymore, so I'll just say what I need to say. How am I supposed to do a play, okay, teaching students about the importance of dental hygiene without Tooth Decay?! Touth Decay. He says that the taking of the princess was foretold. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. During rehearsals Mackey consistently loses his temper with the children for singing flat or without feeling, directing his most scathing remarks at Kyle, and reveals that the play means a great deal to him because Tooth Decay killed his father. Aw crap. Stop cryin'. This play is supposed to change. Eskimos are good for nothing! Yates Officer Male Eskimo, Female Eskimo and baby Narrator Leader Canadians Canadian PM Ugly Bob Scott the Giant Princess Geddy Lee Suicidal Canadians Touth Decay Stan You can let it go, Mackey. My sister is a den leader in Girl Scouts. You may eat the sandwich now. it's over! We are two days away from opening and you're all fuckin' around! SOUTH PARK KEHRT MIT 1-STÜNDIGEM SPECIAL ZURÜCK, Collection: Exklusive Comic-Con Kollektion. Tooth Decay is gone. You're a dick, Scott! All of Canada is in mourning as nationwide suicides abound. We are attempting to attract the giant now, with a bowl of Kroft dinner. When it turns out that Scott has been wrongly accused of taking the princess, most other Canadians go home, but Scott persuades Ike and Ugly Bob to follow him as he accuses the Inuit of kidnapping the princess out of his racial prejudice towards the "Native Canadians". The Prime Minister of Canada instructs all people of Canadian descent to go home and open their "Box of Faith", which contains – along with a location beacon, a first aid kit, and a sandwich – a video recording issuing a call to arms for all Canadians in fighting condition to "meet by the tree in Edmonton". The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal … [1] In the episode, which parodies the 2011 Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton,[2] the Prince of Canada's bride is abducted at the altar, leading Ike Broflovski to answer the call to rescue her. All of Canada is relying on you. Oh God! I'm sure they've taken the princess! If Tooth Decay has no believability, then Tooth Past and Dental Floss have nothing to play against! South Park und alle verwandten Titel, Logos und Charaktere sind Warenzeichen von Comedy Partners. Widespread panic. You call rolling your fat ass out on the stage and lazily blurting out your lines like a turtle takin' a shit, you call that tryin'?! Oh you're trying! You know that I would never harm the royal family! He says Eskimos do hate us Canadians, but that there's an even bigger thread to Canada who has the princess.