To move Clyde meant that Craig has to be moved to number twelve, which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up! The shirt design featured a hip-looking Clyde wearing his letterman jacket. The plan is a success as Kenny, Cartman, Butters, and Craig Tucker dash down the hallway with the list waving in Kenny's hand. When Jason was moved up to 6, it forced every boy from 5 - 15 (Jason - Cartman) to move up one spot and leaving spot 5 blank. Deliberating "Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse"? by Bobrick » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:38 am, Post Operation Cannot Possibly Fail • Wendy begins investigating and discovers that the ballots were rigged in Clyde's favor: Since Clyde's father owns a shoe store, some of the girls wanted to make Clyde popular to justify dating him and getting free shoes. Stan, it's been really great hanging out with you again. You're not ugly, Kyle. Operation Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time. It doesn't matter how incredible they are; you can't-. He didn't mean that. Trying to get to sleep, Kyle is disrupted by Cartman who appears at his window boasting of being more attractive. by Bobrick » Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:04 pm, Post It's too late, Bebe. A way where. by TheyCallMeTim13 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:18 pm, Post Back in his basement once more, Cartman sets up for his next plan ("Operation Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time"). Are we good? (They didn't put me at the bottom, did they?). Stan and Wendy explain the truth to Kyle, when Bebe shows up and holds them at gunpoint, while admitting that Kyle was a "casualty" of their plot. "The List" is the fourteenth and final episode of Season Eleven, and the 167th overall episode of South Park.It aired on November 14, 2007. Portal:Scripts. Jason up, Jimmy down. You don't know how it feels to be a deformed monstrosity! Just let it go! Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls! Wendy states he is was only asking for it to be opened for debate. Today's list meeting is called to order. Wendy then burns the list on Kyle's request, for he does not want to know his rating and Abraham Lincoln was right. Okay, our mission failed, but we've learned a lot. In their meeting hall, the girls are holding a meeting. Suddenly, a bullet is fired. If it pleases and sparkles I suggest we continue deliberations on List 47D: Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse? Bebe is in charge, with Lola and a black haired girl as the next in charge. Kyle draws his blind and tries to get to sleep. Wait a minute. In the corridor, Eric Cartman demands Bebe to give them the list. The... girls at school. Hereare all the scripts South Park Studios was able to publish, up to episode 508, before being told to take them down. Never mind, because we are going to Plan B, one that I call "Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time". As a result, everyone begins to argue over who would be the hottest. How could you vote him the ugliest? Cartman walks up to Kyle and tells him that he believes he should hang around with the ugly kids so he won't "stand out as much". Chicks think I'm way hotter than you! I thought you were never speaking to me again. Kyle, who was previously indifferent about the list and peoples' opinions overall, stood alone in the bathroom- slowly becoming very self-aware about his appearance. That's ridiculous. He exclaims how the girls have made a list which rates the boys from cutest to ugliest. So, if you put Kyle all the way last: Cartman, Francis, and Timmy will go up one. Meanwhile, Stan watches Kyle's behavior with increasing unease. They probably put you at the bottom of the list 'cause you have fucked-up teeth! "The List" is the fourteenth episode and season finale of the eleventh season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 167th episode of the series overall. There is much to see. Wendy then pays a visit to Rebecca, but as Wendy explains her theory, something in Rebecca snapped. I've compiled a full report, and it turns out that nobody voted Claude the cutest in the class. The table still works for me. [6], IGN gave the episode a rating of 8.9, citing it "an excellent episode and a fine way to end the season". Butters, we're done talkin' about girls' balls right now! In the episode, the fourth grade girls have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. Nobody loves shoes more than her. Or is it Kenny 'cause you'd be eating Pop Tarts for dinner if you married him? However, the plan ends as a failure and the boys were forced to fall back. ", (meaning at this point they had to switch Craig from position number 1 to 12 so Clyde could take the number 1 spot) putting Craig back at 1 and Clyde to 12: 4) Jason was 5 and Jimmy was 10 on the corrupted list, so if Jason was moved up, that means he was number 6 and Jimmy was moved down so he was number 9. ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Suddenly, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears and takes him on a journey around town. Kyle was first. I'm going to work backwards. After one of them explains he hates school and would like to burn it down, Kyle gets an idea: they need a makeover. Does that sparkle with all the girls? He said he gonna burn the school down to the ground. It doesn't add up. The fourth grade girls have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. Portals, Scripts, South Park. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. by Bobrick » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:06 am, Post Stan asks if they can ask the girls why they voted Kyle ugliest, which Wendy informs him won't be easy but she will try and get him in their next list-making meeting. … That chick Nelly is the one who's in charge of holding the list, right? Do you like to put this on your True-Value card today? Cartman: We got it! At 1 PM tomorrow, Nelly will have to walk from Home Ec to Social Studies. You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list! Does that sparkle with all the girls? This time, Kenny McCormick will jump in front of Nelly and spit on the ground when she leaves the cafeteria for recess. I hate coming to this school. Take me home! If it pleases and sparkles, I would like to suggest that we... All right, all right, come before the Rainbow Railing. And with that, she backs into her door and disappears. Maybe we all just need a little image change, you know? "The List" is the fourteenth and final episode of Season Eleven, and the 167th overall episode of South Park. I don't want anybody telling me how to feel anymore! The final scene shows Cartman at lunch having to eat with the ugly kids. The boys discover that the girls in their class have made a list of them, ordered by cuteness. BUT! The one where you rated the boys' looks in the class. Now we need to move Jimmy down. English. "Biggest Liars"! Meanwhile, kids like Kyle's ugly friend Yamal work hard for the respect that the attractive automatically get, and because of that he will have character which is something those who are attractive rarely get. Cartman in turn blows a raspberry back and flips her off hatefully. Aaah, I was just thinking that maybe you voted a little... hastily on the cutest boy? Synopsis. Shortly after "The List" was originally broadcast, T-shirts and hooded sweatshirts based on the episode were made available at South Park Studios, the official South Park website. You guys, do you really care what a bunch of girls have to say about how you rank in looks?! When Nelly leaves the cafeteria for recess, Kenny will jump in front of her and spit on the ground. I am Abraham Lincoln. The school bell rings. Unfortunately for Wendy, Stan has not quite lost his habit of throwing up out of nervousness and her attempt to kiss him is interrupted when he vomits in her face. Ike's Wee Wee. Do you feel better now? Bebe however says that she can't by "Sparkle Law", open it. Once Butters kicks her in the balls, she'll fall to the floor, dropping the Pee Chee, and Kenny will swoop in from Corridor 3-Delta, and grab the Pee Chee. The girls discuss who has the cutest purse, then Wendy questions if they can open the previous week's list. "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" "Chickenlover" … Oh please, I don't think so, Craig! You don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom? Let's see it! Feel free to add to the bounty, or report broken links. Do yourself a favor, Wendy! Just take me home! So that you all could justify dating Clyde and get shoes?! [next shot is of Stan at his locker as Craig runs by] Craig: We got the list from the girls! ". You don't think they said I'm the ugliest boy in the class, do ya? You think maybe girls keep their balls on the inside of their tummies? Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list and find out why they voted Kyle last? by Bobrick » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:36 pm, Post I wouldn't expect the static address to work across versions, try the scripts. This is merely a fan based list dealing with simple hints which occurred throughout the episode. The other boys pursue the four of them who are then pursued by the now incredibly angered girls. Wendy tells Stan its been great hanging out with him again, and that he seems to have changed. Yeah well, I guess a lot of things... change, don't they? I don't think anyone here disagrees that Jennifer's purse is cuter than Teresa's, but it doesn't make it the cutest. In the corridor, Clyde walks along greeting the girls. Kyle, in an act of depression, starts hanging out with the ugly kids, and gets the idea from a boy named Jamal to burn the school down. Kyle's bed, sunrise. Primarily that girls do not have balls. Who do you think authorized the buyout?! Abe Lincoln was right: I don't wanna find out I'm good-looking and become a total shithead when I grow up. This is a fan based version of the 4th grade girls "Cutest Boy in the Class" list from the episode "The List". Operation Cannot Possibly Fail • 1. 4. Jason, watch the door! 3) Bebe said, "To move Clyde meant that Craig had to be moved to number twelve, which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up! We've already moved Jason up. Yeah. Screw that, dude! Wendy admits to Stan that she has enjoyed his company and feels that he has changed a lot since their breakup. PLEASE NOTE: This is non-canon. Rebecca, you have the floor. I don't want to! Meanwhile, as Kyle eats his dinner with his family, his mother questions him on his somber mood- to which Kyle explains about the list. Wendy snaps back and informs Bebe she's contacted the police and told them all about the scandal. Kyle is still upset, and Clyde tells him that Abraham Lincoln was ugly but he accomplished a lot. The Ugly Kids • Don't try and stop me, Stan! If it pleases and sparkles, I would like to submit that. They made a list and voted me the ugliest boy. We're guys. You're my perfect little man. Girls make dumb lists all the time. Look at that! Stan then asks about it but Bebe says no list is made hastily. There's protocol! Bebe removes her hand from her stomach, but once again there is no wound. It didn't sparkle with all the girls. I don't wanna be here anymore! His father replies, "Good for you!" In his basement, Cartman devises a plan ("Operation Cannot Possibly Fail") to get the list. I-it's like a girl thing. With Bebe gone, the boys are left to do everything themselves. Sheila deems it ridiculous, claiming he has his father's, Gerald Broflovski's, appearance; his father then stating he has his mother's nose. 2. It has a few options. Wendy threatens to tell Bebe about this, but Bebe was the one who altered it and is currently dating Clyde. Craig is on the bottom, right? Right after the list was made, Rebecca started going out with Clyde. It's listed in order from cutest to ugliest. The bullet flies off killing Kenny at home as he eats cereal. Double-click the .CT file in order to open it. The 'Real' List • You know what I'm talking about, bitch! You look just like your father. However, if you can find recourse for such an inquiry, Wendy, I would review it. and states that they won't have to ground him. Here's a table I made, it seems to still be working. The police arrest Bebe, and it's unknown what happened to her after this. Stan states it wasn't unanimous and that maybe she could change the list which she refuses as it's not just fun, there's protocol.