], [Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy. Valve eventually released the song as a part of the Team Fortress 2 Official Soundtrack in the WAR! Posted by u/[deleted] 3 years ago. When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! 11. [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. ], [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3. Enter the Meet the Team shorts, showcasing the mercs in their off-hours—arguing with their parents, barking orders at their head collections, or just strumming a guitar by the campfire. Archived. Meet the Engineer TF2 full script. ", [The Demoman runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of BLU team members charging towards him with smug expressions on their faces. https://www.metacafe.com/watch/877291/team_fortress_2_class_introduction TF2: Meet the Translated Pyro - Google Translator Parody Team Fortress 2 - Coub - The Biggest Video Meme Platform by Scout Yoshikage ", [Cut back to the Demoman's room, music pauses. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." The Demoman throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers. This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." Update on December 17, 2009. ], [The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." ], Demoman: "I got a manky eye. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. ], [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him. ", [The Demoman starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" ], Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this. [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.] I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end! It is submitted to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice.". TF2 started with nine mercenaries, each with his own distinct personality.Because they live inside a frantic multiplayer shooter, though, the only facets of those personalities people got to see were the screaming, shooting, and being-on-fire parts. ], Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell! ", [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro. ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. [Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit. A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit. ", [The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. The music that plays during the battle sequence – "Drunken Pipe Bomb" – did not originally appear on the Team Fortress 2 Official Soundtrack similar to "Magnum Force", the track that plays during Meet the Sniper. At 0:56, the Demoman's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active, then falls off the desk; however, it does not detonate. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. The Demoman does not have a smiley face under his crotch plate in this video. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. When the Demoman shoots his grenades at the Sentry Gun, he only shoots one grenade, but in the next shot there is another grenade that appears out of thin air. [Petite Chou-Fleur plays] [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ], [Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman. As a nod to the Demoman's Scottish origins, When the Demoman sets the sticky trap for BLU in the doorway, sixteen stickies are dotted around it despite the. ], Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me. A Team Fortress 2 Soundboard containing all in-game quotes and dialog. ], Demoman: "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I? These are made by ', The closing screen features the following disclaimer: "All information regarding Demoman grenade behavior was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. Also we made a movie about a sandwich. ], [Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives. Check out the official YouTube channel >. ], Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Demoman&oldid=2501392, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. This page was last modified on 29 December 2019, at 20:31. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes. ... Meet the Sandvich. ], [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play. Also we made a movie about a sandwich. ], Demoman: "...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. ], [The Demoman slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily. Because that would fall within … ], Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie! Close. Come and get me I say! ", [The Demoman knocks a grenade off the table, arming it in the process (it begins to blink). During the censored portion, the Demoman actually says: The music that plays during the battle sequence – ", The teams' roles are reversed from what they are in the game's, Several crates of beer can be seen behind the Demoman. Meet the Engineer TF2 full script. ], [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. Enter the Meet the Team shorts, showcasing the mercs in their off-hours—arguing with their parents, barking orders at their head collections, or just strumming a guitar by the campfire.